![]() ![]() I've had every known chemical-cocaine, booze-and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit.I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane.If that's what you think Ozzy Osbourne's about, then you're way off. The thing that pisses me off is that that's not what I'm about. Whenever I meet someone who doesn't know me, they say, 'Oh you're the guy who bites the heads off everything.' I get kind of cheesed off with it, but at least they remember. You gotta be really careful what you bite off. If you're too cocky, somebody might just pull out a fucking gun and cock it and blow your fucking face off. The downside of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your fucking self to people.Ozzy Osbourne's star on the Birmingham Walk of Stars on Broad Street, Birmingham, England Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!.I've done a lot worse than jump off piers, son.what the fuck's this? What am I doing? JACK!! Simple clicker, volume control - piece of piss. I've had this TV for 7 years, this is how it works.I'm going to throw you in the pool! Get the fuck out of my house! Why do they do it Sharon? Whats the deal man? It's a fucking terrorist man! It's fucking part of Bin Laden's gang! Fucking Ali Baba used to go work on this rug. Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man.How the fuck you feed a tree?.What.you put a ham sandwich on the tree?.What the fuck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy.No we won't - no we won't break the law Sharon.You haven't been playing doctors and nurses have you?.All you have to do is say Fuck Off when the vagina doctor calls.I thought she was going to show me a picture of uhhhh.an eagle on her ass or something. You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!.International rock star - gravy maker extraordinaire.Turn that thing off, its driving me mad!.I hate these fucking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!.I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the fuck am I?. ![]() Ozzy Osbourne at the Fargodome on October 29, 2007 ![]() Who's to say what is and isn't a certain type of music? I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties.
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